Monday, October 10, 2016

Ken Bone is a fucking LEGEND

Ken Bone went from the guy in the front row of the debate watching the two blowhards scream at each other to this country's savior. As we all sat around realizing that this country is absolutely fucked with either of the presidential candidates, Ken Bone came to the rescue. Dude is an absolute legend. I don't know what I like more, the fact that he was wearing his token red cardigan because he split the pants of his olive suit, or the fact that he took the shine off the two clown candidates.

Some people say that it is mean to make fun of the "Bone Crusher." To that I say kindly fuck off. No one is making fun of the Bonester. He took this country out of a severe depression about the fact that both of the candidates are absolute dumpster fires and reminded us that everything is going to be ok. Some day years from now we will look back on this presidential race with shame. But for one moment we will think of the joy that Ken Bone brought to this country. We should all be greatful that Ken "Bone-Thug and Cardigan" brought us a tiny bit of joy in this somber time.









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